You remember when were out last week, I met this girl?
Yeah, what about it?
Well, she blocked me on Tinder
What?
Seven days since she left
I'm still amazed the way she dressed, I mean woof
The way she'd smelled made my every cell
Scream rump-tum-tum-tum-tum, ha
Who knew a Tinder date could make me feel this way
Now I'm in love and am ready to play
Wrote her a text like
Hey baby, do you want to hang out? But then she ghosted me
She'd run around, run around, run around, run around, run around
In my head I can't let go, no, no-no-no, no
Cause all I think about, think about, think about, think about, think about, think about her
What did I do wrong, what did I do wrong?
Ooh, I like it baby
Oh, why won't she date me?
Did you remember what happened?
Remember stepping to the club, right?
DJ turning up right
She was swervin to the song, you were looking all along
You even touched your ding-dong, right?
So tell me was it your face plant?
When you put your hands in her pants
Or maybe when you hit the guard
And peed in that car and kept acting like a rockstar
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose (yah)
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose (yah)
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose (yeah)
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose
She'd run around, run around, run around, run around, run around
In my head I can't let go, no, no-no-no, no
Cause all I think about, think about, think about, think about, think about, think about her
What did I do wrong, what did I do wrong? (Such a douche)
If you act like a douche (douche), of course you get loose (douche)
If you act like a douche (douche), of course you get loose (douche)
If you actin like a douche (douche), of course you get loose (douche)
If you actin like a douche (douche), of course you get loose
If you act like a douche (douche), of course you get loose (yah)
If you act like a douche, of course you get loose (yah)
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose (yeah)
If you actin like a douche, of course you get loose
Do, do-do-do-do, do, do-do-do-do
Do, do-do-do-do, do, do-do-do-do
Do, do-do-do-do, do, do-do-do-do
Do, do-do-do-do, do, do-do-do-do
She'd run around, run around, run around, run around, run around in my
Douche, douche
Cause all I think about, think about, think about, think about, think about, think about
Douche, douche
Remember stepping to the club, right?
DJ turning up right
She was swervin to the song, you were looking all along
You even touched your ding-dong, right?
So tell me was it your face plant?
When you put your hands in her pants
Or maybe when you hit the guard
And peed in that car and kept acting like a rockstar (douche)
If you act like a douche (douche), of course you be loose (douche)
If you actin like a douche (douche), of course you be loose (douche)
If you actin like a douche (douche), of course you be loose (douche)
If you act like a douche (douche), of course you be loose