Me amis We went to Hollywood Just like we always thought we would To be stars in our school play Showed up as expected At all the right places Met Michæl, Stevie, Donna Saw all their pretty faces They smiled we had so much to say I tried to teach them by phone (Hello, hello) But they're never home (oh, no) They're incommunicado Might as well be living on Mars So incommunicado Tryin' to get through to the stars We'd never end up living incognito It's a game we never played before Their old cars and original hair colours Now we like to see the cameras flashin' People stop an' stare an' watch us pashin' From one apperance to another You can't reach us by phone (Hello, hello) Cause we're never at home (oh, no) We're inncommunicado Might as well be living on Mars So inncommunicado Tryin' to get through to the stars And that's so very far away You can't get no time of day It's like a rainbow No, you can't reach them by phone (Hello, hello) But they're never home (oh, no) They're incommunicado Might as well be living on Mars So incommunicado Tryin' to get through to the stars Repeat the last verse and fade.