I swear I'm in here every night I start a tab and start drinking The state of Kentucky dry I'm in a state of mind Tonight it's got me thinking Yeah if she's really gone I'm gonna need some more 90 proof I'm losing money by the minute Keeping this place in business I should get in on it too Tell me where to sign On the dotted line To make all these buzzin beer signs mine Who do I make The check out to And start cashing in on nothing left to lose Stead of going broke on this broken heart I should buy a bar Some dive somewhere up the road Or beachside down in Mexico Find a band with a fiddle Maybe I could make a little Ice cold liquid gold Tell me where to sign On the dotted line To make all these buzzin beer signs mine Who do I make The check out to And start cashing in on nothing left to lose Stead of going broke on this broken heart I should buy a bar With a pool table back in the back For the lonely locals only that'll only takes cash Damn I need a place like that Tell me where to sign On the dotted line To make all these buzzin beer signs mine Who do I make The check out to And start cashing in on nothing left to lose Stead of going broke on this broken heart I should buy a bar Burning time throwing tips in a jar Sitting round wondering where you are