I'll piss you off just to pass some dead time Terrible lies make the real big men cry It ain't the size of the dog in this fight Sneak in and take a peak, story of the week Listen kids, now you all play nice (yay!) If it ain't broken you break it Cross the T's and then dot the I's "Did you hear what they said? A friend of a friend cried!" Feed the fire with gasoline Liar, liar, you go haywire Feed the fire with gasoline Let it out, paint the town with all my negativity Burn 'em all before I'm gone Who said you can't fight fire with gasoline? I don't care much anymore, so fuck the easily offended Burn 'em all before I'm gone Who said you can't fight fire, you can't fight fire with gasoline? I'll smoke you out and I'll burn your house down Word goes around, made the old folks real proud "Wrote it down have to point some things out" Immensely upset "Offensive read out loud!" Feed the fire with gasoline Let it out, paint the town with all my negativity Burn 'em all before I'm gone Who said you can't fight fire with gasoline? I don't care much anymore, so fuck the easily offended Burn 'em all before I'm gone Who said you can't fight fire, you can't fight fire with gasoline? I'm half-dead, so vultures always circle above my head Everyone was looking stunning til the makeup started running Half-dead, so vultures always circle above my head Everyone was looking stunning til the makeup started running Half-dead, I'm half dead Dead Listen kids, now you all play nice If it ain't broken you break it Cross the T's and then dot the I's "Did you hear what they said? A friend of a friend cried!" Let it out, paint the town with all my negativity Burn 'em all before I'm gone Who said you can't fight fire with gasoline? I don't care much anymore, so fuck the easily offended Burn 'em all before I'm gone Who said you can't fight fire, you can't fight fire with gasoline? Can't fight fire with gasoline?