Are you afraid of the weather? Always with your umbrella You bunker down in a basement Of a boarded up cellar Or are you just biding your time And holding out for the summer? All stacked up with your canned foods And those bottles of water And I would come along If I thought something was wrong That was back when you were around And you were locked at home And never answer the phone That was back when you weren't alone Aren't you afraid of the weather? Oh, with that fucking umbrella You bunker down in a basement Of a boarded up cellar Or are you just biding your time And holding out for the summer? All stacked up with your canned foods And those bottles of water And I would come along If I thought something was wrong That was back when you were around And you were locked at home And never answer the phone That was back when you weren't alone