Slowly my guitar goes out of tune Wishing all these songs would somehow dance around the room Put me in your wallet like an old two dollar bill 50 cents a lesson and I'll teach you how to thrill You and I know You don't understand a thing I say So, I won't go away, no You don't understand a thing I say So, I lie Growing old is always hard to do Empathize and realize it's happening to you It's one more day Then one more month Then one more year until Your body goes Your mind implodes Your wife's left with the bill You and I know You don't understand a thing I say So, I won't go away, no You don't understand a thing I say So, I lie Slowly my guitar goes out of tune Wishing all these songs would somehow dance around the moon Put me in your wallet like and old two dollar bill 50 cents a lesson and I'll teach you how to thrill You and I know You don't understand a thing I say So, I won't go away, no You don't understand a thing I say So, I die Hey, hey, do me a favour