It aint funny being sober I'd like to come over Pick myself up One of those bags of dope Stuff it like a fatty Cause in the morning i get real crabby And i'd like it to last me for good times When i'm alone Tip toe Tippity toe Tipping on through the night Anything goes With a bag of dope I hope i get home alright Well i know it sounds a pity I like it when i get all jittery And my eyes twitch And my hands Well they'll start to shake Light me up another cigarette I looked at the bag and said 'Damn that's it' And i'm off Another mission to stock my shelves For the day Tip toe Tippity toe Tipping on through the night Anything goes With a bag of dope I hope i get home alright Hey girl Gimme all your money I can take it to the next block Buy myself a bag of bitchin pot Hey boy Gimme all your money I can take it to the next block Buy myself a bag of bitchin pot It aint funny being sober I said i'm coming over This time i'm robbing you of all of your bags of dope I'm gonna give some to the neighbors I'm gonna fill em all up with favors I'm gonna rob you again when they're Begging on their knees for more Tip toe Tippity toe Tipping on through the night Anything goes With a bag of dope I hope i get home alright Hey girl Gimme all your money I can take it to the next block Buy myself a bag of stinky pot