Gone to a far-off shore Never heard about no more A skeleton at the feast Now the beauty then the beast Good, better, best Last station of a long quest No more hopes and dreams You just took French leave Did you ever hear the news About the girl who had the blues How can pain feel so low A heavy brick, it won't go You just closed the door It never rains it only pours You would go far indeed you did You just addled my wits Been in heaven and hell A fart with a nasty smell No more anger, no more pain You left me standing in the rain And I can't see your point of view No more self-effacing I will say That every dog has his day I no longer care what Mrs Grundy says