I've got two bodies and a head, and a memory
I'm gonna fix them in a way that suits me
All i need, a freezer and a knife
And i'll revive the living dead
I once had a friend
Who had a face like a rat
So i gave him a new head
Now he's such a lovely lad
Cryosurgery is fun
And i don't think i'm the only one
Who likes to put things where they belong
Cryosurgery is fun
And i don't think i'm the only one
Who likes to put things in their place
One day i will have changed the entire human race
Still, all i see
Angry faces looking down at me
Because i can't help them all
I have to work so hard
Creating Naomis out of old tarts
And make the short ones tall
Julie was so insecure
She got really depressed
So i gave her a new brain
She now thinks she's the best
But then her brains were lit
She got a bit too optimistc
She thought that she could fly
Made others wonder why
Cryosurgery is fun
Sometimes i feel as if i'm God
Or at least his maid
When i look at people i create
I play to win
By making Einsteins of the very dim
My job is so interesting
Only in the summertime
I can't be a hero
'Cause i can only operate
At absolute zero.