I guess all in all I got the shortest straw When I was learnin' how to be a man Cause daddy met a little hottie With a pretty little body And he's never comin' home again I guess what brought him down Was a night on the town With little miss norma jean But a heart on trial And a crooked smile Never could compete And I said Hey hey someday you gotta be a man Hey hey someday you gotta understand That one thing's for certain you're one in a million I guess all in all I got the crooked saw When I was learnin' how to build a home Cause all along you were wrong When you promised that I Would never go home alone I guess who you are ain't very far From who you'd like to be But you sacrificed what you needed most When you walked away from me And I said Hey hey someday you gotta be a man Hey hey someday you gotta understand That one thing's for certain you're one in a million I guess all in all I got the shortest straw When I was learnin' how to be a man Cause daddy met a little hottie With a pretty little body And he's never comin' home again I guess what brought him down Was a night on the town With little miss norma jean But a heart on trial And a crooked smile Never could compete And I said Hey hey someday you gotta be a man Hey hey someday you gotta understand That one thing's for certain you're one in a million