Audrey fell asleep in a tanning bed
Late, late last night
Last night
I woke up this morning
With a hole in the head
I'll be alright
Alright
I'll be alright
Alright
And the last time
I went to church
I didn't tie my shoes
Tuck in my shirt
Oh, and the last time
I went to church
I didn't pray to God
I prayed to her
Daddy crashed his car in a ditch again
Late, late last night
Last night
He was out screwing that bitch again
They'll be alright
Alright
They'll be alright
Alright
And the last time
I went to church
I didn't tie my shoes
Tuck in my shirt
Oh, and the last time
I went to church
I didn't pray to God
I prayed to her
I got out at the right time
(Got out at the right time)
Moonlighting on a railway line
But hobos always whine
About too much free time
Audrey wakes up on my front lawn
Drunk from last night
Last night
Tryin' to come over
Couldn't get that far
She'll be alright
Alright
She'll be alright
Alright
And the last time
I went to church
I didn't tie my shoes
Tuck in my shirt
Oh, and the last time
I went to church
I didn't pray to God
I prayed to her