I should have tried it when we were friends Cos you were much more vulnerable then I was alone in a pool of hormones Waiting for the change to end You had the gift of eternal youth As well as being unfeasibly cute I was concerned you were getting burned When we could all see the truth You're just a dumb blonde But one of which I'm pretty fucking fond You belonged to me for a moment Now the moment's gone To think that we could have settled down In some romantic dormitory town It was awkward I was moving backward When everyone else was moving on I'll have to learn to accept my fate In this anaemic, anonymous place She admits that it's not the ritz But it's better than the comfort in You're just a dumb blonde But one of which I'm pretty fucking fond You belonged to me for a moment Now the moment's gone I must admit that I shed a tear When I heard you cancelled your holiday here I was all set I had changed the bed And I was waiting for my cheques to clear