I fell down the drainpipe and slept in the pool And I woke with some sunlight kicking in like a mule All the vicars and scholars were all done with their chores When I finally was able to stand on all fours I went off to the place where the floor met my eyes And I met with the people's adventures and lies About storms, about pressure, about windows and wine I could laugh but the funniest story is mine Because I'm a drunk, a sinner, a runt, a beginner I'll never deliver the gold back to you I'm a mess, a critter, a fraud and a quitter Expect me to fall, because that's, what I'll do Now the drinks are abound and the evening is set I've been here before and I think I'll regret That I gave up my chances to go up the hill Where my old friends have gathered to pay their next bill These great minds think alike but the lesser do too I used to think harder but now look at this crew We beg and we borrow to make these ends meet I'm lost in my pint, in my mind, in this street Because I'm a drunk, a sinner, a runt, a beginner I'll never deliver the gold back to you I'm a mess, a critter, a fraud and a quitter Expect me to fall, because that's, what I'll do I keep coming back for some more of the same As the faces grow older in search for their fame I forget when I'm slower and I lower each day So do give me the next one of many to pay I will go down the same way, it's written in stone Swayed in the vision and drenched to the bone I will fall in the waters to hide all my cries And the sun will then beat me for not watching it rise Because I'm a drunk, a sinner, a runt, a beginner I'll never deliver the gold back to you I'm a mess, a critter, a fraud and a quitter Expect me to fall, because that's, what I'll do