I met someone today that changed my life forever
She choose to remain anonymous so let's just call her Heather
Now Heather and I was shopping, shopping in the stores
I was buying apricots and ingredients for smores
Now I was sweating profusely, I came straight from running
Then I grew up hair, said hello, and you looked simply stunning
And I picture her but naked nasty thoughts went through my head
Then there was an awkward silence and this is what I said
I see you over there standing in your sundress
With my eyes I've already undressed
You spot my interest I'm so impressed by your sundress
Ha ha your your ha ha your your
I have another story but this one's is kind of the same
But also slightly different allow me to explain
See I was at targe buying some balloons
Then an angel in a floral dress floated across the room
I tripped and broke my pinky but luckily no one saw
As I crept behind the beacon and inspected it's flaws
Then I pictured her but naked nasty thoughts went through my head
Then there was an awkward silence and this is what I said
I see you over there standing in your sundress
With my eyes I've already undressed
You spot my interest I'm so impressed by your sundress
If I could be a gust of wind and take that dress up over your head
Your head, your head, oh oh
I really like to see that dress yeah see that dress yeah lay to my bed
I see you over there standing in your sundress
With my eyes I've already undressed
You spot my interest I'm so impressed by your sundress
I see you over there standing in your sundress
With my eyes I've already undressed
You spot my interest I'm so impressed by your sundress
Ha ha your your ha ha your your
If I could be a gust of wind and take that dress up over your head
Your head, your head, oh oh
I really like to see that dress yeah see that dress yeah lay to my bed