You know I've never been to prison,
I don't think I'd like the view
You can lead a horse to water
But you can't tie his shoe
Like a worn out piano,
Driftin' outta tune
I've got the wrong key for every room
You know I've never been to prison,
I don't think I'd like the view
You can lead a horse to water
But you can't tie his shoe
Like a bottle of whiskey
On a hot summer night
You always blame me for startin' every fight
You know I've never been to prison,
I don't think I'd like the view
You can lead a horse to water
But you can't tie his shoe
Like the wreck of a Cadillac
Buried in the dirt
I could be worth while but I could use a lot of work
You know I've never been to prison,
I don't think I'd like the view
You can lead a horse to water
But you can't tie his shoe
Like the highest score
On a pinball machine
Nothin's as easy as it seems
You know I've never been to prison,
I don't think I'd like the view
You can lead a horse to water
But you can't tie his shoe