You know I've never been to prison, I don't think I'd like the view You can lead a horse to water But you can't tie his shoe Like a worn out piano, Driftin' outta tune I've got the wrong key for every room You know I've never been to prison, I don't think I'd like the view You can lead a horse to water But you can't tie his shoe Like a bottle of whiskey On a hot summer night You always blame me for startin' every fight You know I've never been to prison, I don't think I'd like the view You can lead a horse to water But you can't tie his shoe Like the wreck of a Cadillac Buried in the dirt I could be worth while but I could use a lot of work You know I've never been to prison, I don't think I'd like the view You can lead a horse to water But you can't tie his shoe Like the highest score On a pinball machine Nothin's as easy as it seems You know I've never been to prison, I don't think I'd like the view You can lead a horse to water But you can't tie his shoe