Wooden saddle on my mule And I'm ridin' through that Crow's Nest Pass Got a wooden saddle on my Mule And I'm ridin' through that Crow's Nest Pass I woulda made it out to Fernie If I hadn't got them splinters in my ass I'm gonna find me a purdy lil' mama And take her out on a honky-tonkin' spree I'll find me a purdy lil' mama And take her out on a honky-tonkin' spree But when I found that purdy lil' mama She said she don't know what honky-tonkin' means I watched the sun come up And I heard the rain rollin' in I watched that big bright sun come up And I heard the rain rollin' in After I watched the sun come up I couldn't see a doggone thing I'm leavin' this evenin' Just a little while after dark I'm leavin' this evenin' Just a little while after dark I'm gonna find me some place Where there ain't nobody callin' me Mark You're a well traveled man, You've been on dang near every continent You're real well traveled man, You've been on dang near every continent But you stayed in a five star hotel In every single place you went Wooden saddle on my mule And I'm ridin' through that Crow's Nest Pass Got a wooden saddle on my mule And I'm ridin' through that Crow's Nest Pass I woulda made it out to Fernie If I hadn't got them splinters in my ass