You pull my arms from their sockets I put the grey in your hair You put your hands in your pockets To find that mine's already there And it's cold, and it's wrong When you find your money's all gone But what's yours is mine When we're partners in crime We make a motley procession They bar the windows and doors We've made a stylish profession Of sleeping in doorways and floors And we dance, and we sing 'Cause ain't the law a funny ole thing When you're doing time Like happy partners in crime We'll spend a jailbird's honeymoon Cavorting conjugally In a trailer by the shadow of machine-gun blooms That ain't no gun in my pocket Just seein' you fills me with joy You be my pistol packin' mama And I'll be your heat seekin' boy And we'll while away the time Dreamin' of Tequila and lime Workyard valentines happy partners in crime Caged, engaged, sublimely confined Happy partners in crime