Well son, now that I've read you your (last rites) It's time to get your order for your (last meal) Last meal? Last meal, huh? Father, I thought you'd never ask ♪ I want a chicken pot pie with the chicken still alive Anything that'll look me in the eye An alligator In a wooden box I'll spread it on a bagel with the capers and the lox Gimme a chainsaw I'll eat it raw With a 55-gallon tub of cold coleslaw Chocolate milk And a buttered scone I got a date with the devil And I'm going alone I killed an innocent man I'll take seven beers in a can Barbecue sauce in a big horse trough And I want a Frito pie before I die, yeah ♪ Well, son You got a mighty big appetite Here's what I can do for you I can get you a nice, big, juicy steak A baked potato And a fresh green salad