Welcome! You'll notice the moment you walk through my door Stacked to the ceiling in boxes and bags on the floor 45's, geisha knives, Look, Life and Time magazines Coke bottles, model trains, porcelain pig figurines I have found the rarest ones made Worth every penny that I gladly paid So very impressive I'm sure you'd agree I can't explain the joy they bring Look all around now and what do you see? A gradually growing museum of me Built with these hands, my castle of dreams And I'm the king These are my things (these are my things) These are my things Here in the living room right where the couch used to be Lost in Space lunch boxes lined up in rows perfectly Kay guitars, lobby cards, snow globes and toys on display Beta tapes, license plates, Crayon-Shin-Chan anime Have you seen this episode here It's considered the best of the genre that year Yes it's a language I don't really speak Still genius work, considering Look all around now and what do you see? A gradually growing museum of me Built with these hands, my castle of dreams And I'm the king These are my things (these are my things...) These are my things (these are my things...) These are my things (things...) Yes, I have found the rarest ones made Worth every penny that I gladly paid So very impressive I'm sure you'd agree I can't explain the joy they bring Look all around now and what do you see? A gradually growing museum of me Built with these hands, my castle of dreams And I'm the king These are my things Look all around now and what do you see? A gradually growing museum of me Built with these hands, my castle of dreams And I'm the king I'm the king