Mister chambers of chandlers rise Walks around with a polaroid Spends his time in charge of others, Keeps his eye on the student lovers In his youth he was sergeant james, Now he's running the crime campaign Jane the nurse is his obsession Scouting down in all positions Mister spencer is kind of strange, Find him working with help-the-aged All the children call him grandad They don't know that he's been had up Walks his dog by brookland college Just in case the girls will frolic There is a body looking out for you The neighbourhood watch scheme Of pinewood avenue Mrs. bird is from easter grove, She complains and she makes it known Such a lady of perception To her neighbours she's just meddling Seems a fast of good intention In the name of crime prevention Bet you know where you are now Dont you, don't you Don't you know you're on your own now? We'll be watching over you... We'll be watching over you...