Ready, Bruce? Let's do it ♪ Well, here comes one from the depths of my skin Itchin' for an accidental point to begin The power of inertia, yeah, just bustin' to get out To raise myself up in the corners of your mouth There ain't no lines on the road to Hell It's not much further, as far as I can tell Well, a shot from a cannon, yeah, this is where I fell And I guess that's just as well ♪ Yeah, lost in Pig Heaven now let me check the map I'm told it's a pretty good problem to have Well, that's a good question comin' to a cross Well, who the hell died and made me boss? There ain't no lines on the road to Hell It's not much further, as far as I can tell Well, it doesn't really fester so much as it swells And I guess that's just as well ♪ For the love of Pete, what are you gettin' at? Well, it's gonna get infected, you keep pickin' it like that ♪ Well, my poor boots are on their last legs Pretty soon I'll be walkin' on pegs I'll know right away when we're in the right place 'Cause I'll see it tense up the muscles of your face There ain't no lines on the road to Hell It's not that dark as far as I can tell Well, he didn't really push me, I kind of just fell And I guess that's just as well It's just as well ♪ Just as well