So, tell me the truth now before I get mad Was I the best lover you ever had? And give me it straight Doesn't it keep you up at night? You tell me how you think, you finally found love It's lovely to hear how you've finally found love Wear something sexy and meet me at midnight Well, you couldn't have asked for a funnier scene And as for his temper, well, I see what you mean But give him a week and I swear he'll just forget And I thank the lord that I'm me and not him 'Cause I may be stupid, but at least I'm not dim And when he walked in, oh, I felt no regret So, tell me the truth now before I get mad Was I the best lover you ever had And give me it straight Doesn't it keep you up at night? If you're such a victim then go call the cops But you certainly looked good when you were on top If I get the blame then I get the credit too