I rolled my eyes, burst into tears And how appropriate can you get? The details emerged, the anger surged I got to say I wish we never met Hey, a party cruise on the River Styx And I suppose it's just as well Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you A Concorde ride, right to the Pearly Gates Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you You mom was mad at all your friends And vice-versa. It wasn't cool. I couldn't read your eulogy I told your dad we kind of had an office pool Hey, a party cruise on the River Styx And I suppose it's the way to go Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you A Concorde ride, right to the Pearly Gates Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh, whoa-oh, it's so you We threw you a big Irish wake I know that you're Bolivian, but You always were the biggest fake We chose the path of least resistance And most fun... and most fun... and most fun Let the record show that I will fight your legend at every turn All the stories that were never true and the rep that you didn't earn I will do everything in my power to make sure that this little stunt of yours Gets you absolutely nowhere But I guess I'm really talking to myself here