Woke up this morning in a rap song video Can you help me with my hip-hop ditty, yo? Well, Coach Z, that all depends Can you get your green mittens on a fisheye lens? I'm sorry, did you just say womp womp? That's right, and you know what that means! I don't! Things are about to get... bulbous Womp womp I bought a fisheye lens And make a rap video with a couple of friends It goes "womp womp" All the ladies and mens They know everything is better with a fisheye lens Hey, that chorus wasn't kidding Check out how cool my rap points look! With a fisheye lens You don't need to know how to rap or skateboard or do anything well! Just put the camera on the ground and aim it up My kicks look huge and my crew looks tough We got bulbous hands, and bulbous feet Now turn your back to the camera Shake those bulbous cheeks! Oh, look at that! I've got a considerable rear shelf! That makes me uncomfortable! Womp womp I bought a fisheye lens And make a rap video with a couple of friends It goes "womp womp" All the ladies and mens They know everything is better with a fisheye lens And once you use a fisheye, well, you just can't stop It used to be kind of expensive but then the price dropped I jumped in slow motion, off the curb Without a skateboard, that should look absurd But with my fisheye lens, hey, haven't you heard? I got the moves so smooth, make your mom say "Those are some exceptionally smooth moves!" Coach Z! SB! Whatchu got for me? I got the F-I-S-H-E-Y-E lens! Let's pretends I got ten girlfriends And make amends in my Benz with a fish eye lens, it goes Womp womp I brought a fisheye lens And make a rap videos with a couple of friends It goes "womp womp" But all the ladies and mens They know everything is better with a fisheye lens Man, Fisheye Lens, I bet you can even make lame stuff look cool! Yeah yeah! What about tax papers? Oh, look at how cool those papes look! How about a pair of tan pants? Ohh! Somebody say country dish towel? Country dish towel! Ahem, I have an idea of what we could try What happens when you point it at a real fish eye?