That's it, you beat the game All those minutes seemed to fly Did you think of all the bad guys you made cry? No remorse We will miss you dear player Blah blah something I can't rhyme For realsies you couch potato Thanks for all your time Thanks for your time Yeah, you really showed 'em From beefy hunks to little squirts Nothing marks a badass like Kicking things in a skirt Or shorts We will miss you dear player Blah blah something I can't rhyme For realsies you couch potato Thanks for all your time Where were all the parents during Such violent escapades? Where were they? Who gives brass knuckles to a teen girl anyway? Yeah, who does that? For realsies you couch potato Thanks for all your time Thanks for your time Aw, it's over