It's fuckin' humid, bitch It's 80 degrees but you could've fooled me Sweat's curlin' up my hair And it's all thanks to that southern humidity You could use a knife to cut up the air Move along Til the work is done There's nowhere else I'd rather be Than sweatin' away my summer days In this Old Dominion humidity Cicadas chirp that classic song My glasses are as foggy as the dew (Good mountain dew) The sun's goin' down on my old hometown Boilin' the river into stew Move along Til the work is done There's nowhere else I'd rather be Than sweatin' away my summer days In this Old Dominion humidity Shed all the layers you please Don't be afraid to show off your knees Do what you've gotta do To keep that humidity from getting to you The sun's goin down and you hope the heat does too Or maybe for a nice cool breeze But there's a reason we call her Virginia Because she's a hot blooded tease Move along Til the work is done There's nowhere else I'd rather be Than sweatin' away my summer days In this Old Dominion humidity