It's fuckin' humid, bitch
It's 80 degrees but you could've fooled me
Sweat's curlin' up my hair
And it's all thanks to that southern humidity
You could use a knife to cut up the air
Move along
Til the work is done
There's nowhere else I'd rather be
Than sweatin' away my summer days
In this Old Dominion humidity
Cicadas chirp that classic song
My glasses are as foggy as the dew (Good mountain dew)
The sun's goin' down on my old hometown
Boilin' the river into stew
Move along
Til the work is done
There's nowhere else I'd rather be
Than sweatin' away my summer days
In this Old Dominion humidity
Shed all the layers you please
Don't be afraid to show off your knees
Do what you've gotta do
To keep that humidity from getting to you
The sun's goin down and you hope the heat does too
Or maybe for a nice cool breeze
But there's a reason we call her Virginia
Because she's a hot blooded tease
Move along
Til the work is done
There's nowhere else I'd rather be
Than sweatin' away my summer days
In this Old Dominion humidity