There are roughly 80 Christmas eves in a lifetime
I spent 24 of them on my great-grandma's laps singing about the moon
Some of those Christmas eves will be spent
Wondering where that magical feeling went
The last few Christmas eves of mine have been like that
Until now, now, don't be so sad
The moon said
Kiddy Christmas is dead
Don't even try to resurrect
You'll get depressed out of your head
I've got a gift for you this year
Adult Christmas is here
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Spending your Christmas eve on a plane
Chasing your dream, being confident and meeting someone
And having sex in the toilet stall
Having sex as much as you'd like
We're all alone in this, with each other
Getting older as a tragedy
Sharing our feelings and ideas through art and words
And it's beautifully melancholy when we fuck
Until now, now, don't be so sad
The moon said
Kiddy Christmas is dead
Don't even try to resurrect
You'll get depressed out of your head
I've got a gift for you this year
Adult Christmas is here
♪
There might not be an obese bearded guy in the sky anymore
But there are good feelings when you're able to discuss
Whether or not it was a marketing trick from Coca-Cola
Talking about the news and being able to grasp abstract concepts
And understanding lyrics from the national
Adult Christmas is magical
♪
Until now, now don't be so sad
The moon said
Kiddy Christmas is dead
Don't even try to resurrect
You'll get depressed out of your head
I've got a gift for you this year
Adult Christmas is here