They say god is a woman, all patient and wise
And all of creation spews forth from her thighs
That doesn't sound likely, but, girls, if it's true
If God is a woman, she's got some explaining to do
Yes, I'd like to ask her, just to hear what she'd say
What's the story with childbirth? And Louis CK?
And why'd men get a rocket? We got a leaky canoe
If God is a woman, she's got some explaining to do
If God is a woman, well, I know her kind
She lavishes attention on randoms in bars
And leaves the girls she came with behind
She calls some women crazy and other girls fat
I've known no woman, I've been a woman like that
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Outside there's a party with plenty to drink
I'm hunting for tampons under some stranger's sink
Lord knows, we've all been there, me too and me too
If God is a woman, she's got some explaining to do
If God is a woman, she's got some explaining to do