They say god is a woman, all patient and wise And all of creation spews forth from her thighs That doesn't sound likely, but, girls, if it's true If God is a woman, she's got some explaining to do Yes, I'd like to ask her, just to hear what she'd say What's the story with childbirth? And Louis CK? And why'd men get a rocket? We got a leaky canoe If God is a woman, she's got some explaining to do If God is a woman, well, I know her kind She lavishes attention on randoms in bars And leaves the girls she came with behind She calls some women crazy and other girls fat I've known no woman, I've been a woman like that ♪ Outside there's a party with plenty to drink I'm hunting for tampons under some stranger's sink Lord knows, we've all been there, me too and me too If God is a woman, she's got some explaining to do If God is a woman, she's got some explaining to do