It's time to face the facts
I'll never look like Ryan Gosling
I'll just sing my stupid songs
And no one hears them
Cause I'm just another punk on the Internet
I'm on a boat
And it's called "Self-Loathing"
And I just recently started getting on
When I turned seventeen
And realized I wasn't cute
Anymore
I'm just flinging spaghetti hoping it'll stick
And I'll find my schtick
And I'll finally look like Tyler Scruggs
I can't afford drugs
So that can't be it
I'm not lucky with the ladies
Thanks to these zits
Will anyone look up to me?
And wanna look like Tyler Scruggs?
It's time to face the facts
I'll never look like Ryan Gosling
I'll just sing my stupid songs