The men's room is my sanctuary It's the only place where you're not allowed Just give me five more minutes I can't hear myself think And you don't even know what that means But now I need some time alone Some breathing room Is that too much to ask my friend? And as you text my ear off You'll find out just how much You're pissing me off Apparently I'm equally a nuisance You can't stand me being around And your ex-boyfriend sits behind me in math class He gives me the stinkiest of eyes But now I need some time alone Some breathing room Is that too much to ask my friend? And as you text my ear off You'll find out Just how much you're pissing me off I've given up And girl, I ain't a quitter The last thing I wanna do Is to upset her All set things would be You should've told me That "I need some time alone Some breathing room Is that too much to ask my friend? And as you text my ear off You'll find out Just how much you're pissing me off The men's room is my sanctuary But I don't want to be alone