If I think that I'm starting to bore you I'll write it off as you being boring too Too much to chew I'm choking on the leather couch Stuffed with words pouring from your mouth And I can do without I said you could come over Doesn't mean that I have to entertain you If you really wanted to have fun I'm not the one No, I'm not the one I don't wanna go to your party I don't wanna talk if I'm not in the mood Take a bite of my pride Swallow it down Empty your mouth and just spit me out You can do without I said you could come over Doesn't mean that I have to entertain you If you really wanted to have fun I'm not the one No, I'm not the one Did you want to listen to my cassettes? First I'll tell you all my life's regrets I thought you were cool But I'm not having fun I'm not the one No, I'm not the one