John Barrymore, Jr. A weird guy Sixteen cats and a dog Drinkin' beer from a bowl John Barrymore, Jr. A weird guy Wearin' golf shoes down the hall With the spikes still inside We're ready for our acting lesson You taught McQueen You taught McQueen Over your knee now to get a spanking Like Jimmy Dean Your sweet Jimmy Dean John Barrymore, Jr. A weird guy Sixteen cats and a dog Drinkin' beer from a bowl We're ready for our acting lesson You taught McQueen You taught McQueen Over your knee now to get a spanking Like Jimmy Dean Your sweet Jimmy Dean