What about this guy I know His name's David A pretty likeable guy really Except for one thing He's got a big mouth And I mean big You see he looks after his old man's sheep Spends days out in the wops Well you should hear the stories he tells when he comes in Mostly about himself And he tells us how he's killed as these wild animals with his bare hands 'Cos there's never any witnesses He's even got this little song that he's made up about it Keeps annoying everybody with it Killed a tiger with my bare hands Killed a bear with my bare hands Nothing to it if you've got a plan And you're trusting in the I Am Killed a tiger with my bare hands Killed a bear with my bare hands You can do it if you have a go It's not what you know, it's who you know You see what I mean It's not what you know but who you know And that's another thing about him that bothers me He reckons he knows God Not just knows of him Or heard of him But actually knows him I mean He's not even a nun or a priest or anything Just a normal human being like you and me I've tried to convince him that no one can know God just like that No, he keeps on insisting that he talks to God And God talks to him And helps him with all his everyday needs, etc. And he sings Killed a tiger with my bare hands Killed a bear with my bare hands Nothing to it if you've got a plan And you're trusting in the I Am Killed a tiger with my bare hands Killed a bear with my bare hands You can do it if you have a go It's not what you know, it's who you know Anyway, why I've been telling you all this Is because now he's in real strife 'Cos there's this other guy His name's Goliath Huge And he's just challenged David and all his mates to do battle And I mean, David's got some tough mates But no one's gonna face this guy Well, seeing how David's been boasting about himself so much He's been forced to face this guy on his own Reckons he volunteered Yeah, sure Mind you He doesn't look scared or anything I'll give him that much But that's nothing to help Now, if there's one thing I know about It's fighting And I'll tell you this There's only gonna be one outcome for David in this fight I bet he gets his face kicked in Be his own fault too I mean I feel sorry for the guy But you don't want to go around boasting about tigers and stuff Especially about knowing God Because one day you're gonna have to put your money where your mouth is Now I'm just as Biblical as the next guy And I know it says That God helps those who don't boast or ... ... something like that It's in there somewhere So there it goes We know he's gonna get it really good Mind you I could be wrong Naa Killed a tiger with my bare hands Killed a bear with his bare hands Killed a tiger with his bare hands Killed a bear with his bare hands Gonna get a beating From the giant Killed a tiger Doodle-deedle-do Doodle-do-do Be his own fault Do-bo Reckons he knows God Toot-ta-pa-pa