Cub reporter Lives on tales and ad sales And events no one else would have covered Hungry for the bylines Cub reporter Dreams of rising to glory With every new story submitted Becoming a man of his time, oh Ohhh Cub reporter Holds true his beliefs In the principles guiding his order And living the life of his kind Idealistic and proud, trying to make his name First one in, last one out each and every day La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la