My friends, I've been a-wandering for nigh on 30 years
I've been through dungeons, castles, got my share of souvenirs
I've looted all the corpses of my long forgotten friends
And now I think it's time that my adventuring should end,
So take me back to giant spider mountain
Where the zombie goblins are toiling in the sun
Take me back to giant spider mountain
And let me join the zombies when I'm done
When I'm done, when I'm done
Let me join the zombies when I'm done
When I'm done, when I'm done
Let me join the zombies when I'm done
For Giant Spider mountain is where I was born and bred
A place so full of peace and joy even when you're dead
The zombies are all so polite, the grass is always green
And honestly, there's not a giant spider to be seen
So take me back to giant spider mountain
Where the zombie goblins are toiling in the sun
Take me back to giant spider mountain
And let me join the zombies when I'm done
When I'm done, when I'm done
Let me join the zombies when I'm done
When I'm done, when I'm done
Let me join the zombies when I'm done
Settlers who built our town, they were a little strange
Thought that skulls and midnight black were really all the range
There's gargoyles on the parapets and skeletons and ghouls
But everyone has fun as long as you obey the rules
So take me back to giant spider mountain
Where the zombie goblins are toiling in the sun
Take me back to giant spider mountain
And let me join the zombies when I'm done
When I'm done, when I'm done
Let me join the zombies when I'm done
When I'm done, when I'm done
Let me join the zombies when I'm done
When I'm done, when I'm done
Let me join the zombies when I'm done
When I'm done, when I'm done
Let me join the zombies when I'm done