Feeling less like Frankenstein's monster And more like a bolt of lightning After a cup of that morning mud Everything gets a little more exciting The lines that you thought drew daggers Your disdain is my strength now That you still laugh is proof enough Confusing you is a full time job I'm getting stronger and I'm getting stronger Who knows just how strong I'll get Now that I hold the dodgeball caught And we are both covered in sweat Feeling half like Frankenstein's monster And half like the bolt of lightning That surged through his crown before he was run out of town Before everything got a little frightening You hold your body like a police car You see your hands as two sheriffs Enforcing laws, you hear your papa's applause You feel like this whole bloated town is yours You reminisce about the good old days Back before personal computers went mad When boys were men, and the girls were also there back then Your mother was alive, and so was your dad Feeling half like Frankenstein's monster And half like a bolt of lightning After a cup of that morning mud Everything gets a little more exciting