What if you were stranded on an island
You see these canines I'm basically a lion
I need meat to survive
But a world without cheese I'd rather fuckin die
Thoughts and prayers for a burning forest
The top of the food chain don't need to forage
Free range grass fed organic meathead
Straight spitting facts
Self righteous vegans
Save your breath
Spare me your guilt trip
You'll never change the world
You'll never change my mind
I'll take twice as much every time you try
I respect your right to eat what you like
Cuz I'M COOL LIKE THAT
Now check your privilege and let me be
Cuz animal life means less to me than the taste of meat
Don't try to blur the lines between the lives we love
And the lives we bread to kill
Alternatives that I wont try
Cuz I DONT LIKE THAT SHIT
And I never fuckin will
Daiya don't melt
Tofu ain't real
I'm a grown ass baby drinking mamas milk
Ain't no plant based diet gonna fuel these gains
I need a dozen eggs just to lift these weights
Save your breath
Spare me your guilt trip
You'll never change the world
You'll never change my mind
I'll take twice as much every time you try
I respect your right to eat what you like
Cuz I'm COOL LIKE THAT
Now check your privilege and let me be
Cuz animal life means less to me
Cuz everyone's life means less to me
Than the taste of meat