I went to the doctor today
And do you know what he said to me?
He said, "Girl, you've got somethin' in your chest
I can't describe it, but I'll surely do my best"
And he said
"Woah oh-oh oh-oh oh-ohhhh
I think there's something you should know
Oh-ohh
There's somethin' sturdy lurking behind that rib cage of yours
It's kinda dirty, it tried to bite me when I poked it"
I laughed and said
"Well don't you know the pain that that poor thing's been through?
If I'd been hurt like that before, I'd bite back too
Wouldn't you?
Wouldn't you?"
I went out on a date today
And it was all going quite splendidly
Fancy dinner and a scary movie
It was all going so well
That was, right up until he said to me
"Woah oh-oh oh-oh oh-ohhhh
I think there's something you should know
Oh-ohh
There's somethin' sturdy lurking behind that rib cage of yours
It's kinda dirty, it tried to bite me when I poked it"
I laughed and said
"Well don't you know the pain that that poor thing's been through?
If I'd been hurt like that before, I'd bite back too
Wouldn't you?
Wouldn't you?"
Oh, my heart used to be kind
Must've lost its manners when I went and lost my mind
I'm afraid there's nothing I can do
How my heart reacts is all reliant upon you
So I'll say
Woah oh-oh oh-oh oh-ohhhh
I think there's something you should know
Oh-ohh!
There's somethin' sturdy lurking behind this rib cage of mine
It's kinda dirty, it'll try to bite you when you poke it
Well don't you know the pain that this poor thing's been through?
If I'd been hurt like that before, I'd bite back too
Wouldn't you? (Hey!)
Wouldn't you? (Hey!)
Wouldn't you? (Hey!)
Wouldn't you? Ohh
So proceed with caution