These days the world is gettin' smaller You get less for you dollar Thanks to Wall Street These days the cars are gettin' mini No room for gettin' any In the backseat I miss the meat on the bone I miss the cord on my phone There ain't nothin' wrong with the size of Dolly Parton's - wig It ain't no sin Bein' slender and slim But I got to admit Somethings are better off - big These days we're textin' conversation All this abbreviation is a bunch of B.S. These days the beers are gettin' lighter What happened to all nighters with Milwaukee's best I miss the meat on the bone I miss the cord on my phone There ain't nothin' wrong with the size of Dolly Parton's - wig It ain't no sin Bein' slender and slim But I got to admit Somethings are better off - big I miss the meat on the bone I miss the cord on my phone There ain't nothin' wrong with the size of Dolly Parton's - wig There ain't no sin Bein' slender and slim But I got to admit Somethings are better off - big Somethings are better off big