Where do you go when it rains in Mexico? Where do you hide when the bottom falls out of the sky? And who do you love when the one you love's been loving someone else? It ain't no fun, tryin' to have fun all by your self So where do you go when it rains in Mexico? I gotta watered down margarita stuck in the sand The little umbrella is doing the best that it can Everybody said this is the place to set your spirit free Well, I came down and the clouds came out And they poured down on me Sooo, I got to ring out my shirt when I get back to the hut I gotta find a place to dry off my coconut (ha ha ha) There's a pretty little brown eyed girl flaggin' a taxi cab She's alone so she might know Maybe I should ask Hey, hey, hey Where do you go when it rains in Mexico? Where do you hide when the bottom falls out of the sky? And who do you love when the one you love's been loving someone else? It ain't no fun, tryin' to have fun when you're all by your self So, where do you go when it rains in Mexico? She supplied the transportation, I supplied the rum When we got to the destination I gave her some, rum Now I know where to go when it rains in Mexico Where to hide when the bottom falls out of the sky And who to love when the one you love beens lovin' on someone else It ain't been fun tryin' to have fun all by my self So where do you go when it rains in Mexico? Where do you go when it rains in Mexico? Where do you go when it rains in Mexico? Now I know where to go when it rains in Mexico