I hate cowboys
Their hats just look so stupid
Hate their wranglers and their boots
And all them jukebox, red dirt songs
Man, I hate cowboys
That think they're scared of nothin'
Run their mouths about bulls buckin'
But 8 seconds ain't that long
I wish they'd stay their ass at home
'Cause they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door
Turnin' every head, including yours
Pretty thing that's never seen one before
That's got a thing for bad guys, yeah
They ask her to dance while you're at the bar
Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars
Next thing you know, you got a broken heart
She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys
Now they're gone just like the wind
He took a hard one on the chin
And I still ended up on the losing end
'Cause they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door
Turnin' every head, including yours
Pretty thing that's never seen one before
That's got a thing for bad guys, yeah
They ask her to dance while you're at the bar
Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars
Next thing you know, you got a broken heart
She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys
Yeah, I hate cowboys
I hear they ain't all bad, and that might be true
But the ones I run into
Man, they think that they're John Wayne walking through the door
Turnin' every head, including your
Pretty thing that's never seen one before
That's got a thing for bad guys, yeah
They ask her to dance while you're at the bar
Starts talking 'bout them Texas stars
Next thing you know, you got a broken heart
She's gone and that's why I hate cowboys
Yes, I do
Yeah, that's why I hate cowboys
From Texarkana to Oklahoma
Up in Montana to California
While she's yours, you better hold on tight
'Cause once she rides into the night
You'll hate cowboys
Just like I hate cowboys, yeah