There's a Doggy on the roof And I don't know what to do now He's looking kinda crazy and he's looking for you now He's a pawing at the cutters and he's chewing on the bricks And he's leaving dog saliva on everything he licks He's a doggy on the roof There's a doggy on the roof (woof woof) There's a doggy on the roof Barky bark now you nut, you canine dog Well he never takes a shower Commits a lot of crimes And he plays lots of poker in his spare time Well he exercises daily he really loves to jog He's a duffer all season a real renaissance dog He's a doggy on the roof There's a doggy on the roof (woof woof) Jump on down spot, You're scratching up my chimney Well i hear him scratching around up there He must be having fun I would go up and get him down but there might be more than one Well I'll give him some food if he's hungry So he don't come down here and eat me all up (hey) The worst way to die is digestion by a puppy He's a doggy on the roof There's a doggy on the roof (woof woof) Just a dog On the woof