I plopped down in my easy chair
And turned on channel two
A bad gunslinger called Salty Sam
Was a chasin' poor sweet Sue
He trapped her in the old saw mill
And said with an evil laugh
If you don't give me the deed to your ranch
I'll saw you all in half
And then he grabbed her-and then,
He tied her up
And then-he turned on the buzz saw and
Then and then-
(What seems to be going on here?)
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow Walking Jones
Slow talking Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
Commercial came on so I got up
To get myself a snack
You should have seen what was going on by the time that I got back.
Down in the old abandoned mine
Sweet Sue was havin' fits
If you don't give me the deed to your ranch I'll blow you all to bits
And then he grabbed her-and then, he tied her up
And then, he lit the fuse to the dynamite, and then
And then-(that's not cricket ole chap)
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walking Jones
Slow talking Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
I got so bugged I turned it off and turned on another show
But there was the same old shoot 'em up and the same old rodeo
Salty Sam was trying to stuff sweet Sue in a burlap sack
He said
If you don't give me the deed to your ranch,
I'm gonna through you on the railroad track,
And then he grabbed her
And then he tied her up,
And then he threw her on the railroad track,
What a jerk
And then and then
Your train seems to be blocking my driveway
And then along came Jones
Tall thin Jones
Slow walking Jones
Slow Talking Jones
Along came long lean lanky Jones
(Ami Dolenz and Davy Jones Nursery Rhyme announcing)
Ami:Wow it's Nursery Rhyme time with Davy Jones!
Davy:There was an old lady who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
That the census control androids from sector five
Came and disassembled her.