This is sadness and here's what you can do with it Leave it in a dumpster for the garbage man to find This is disappointment and here's what you can do with it Punch it in the stomach and blacked both it's eyes And rest assured that you don¡®t have to worry I can face your ghost alone Turn off the telephone and close the curtains Casper's coming home This is sadness and here's what you can do with it Tie it to a cinder block and shove it in the lake This is disappointment and here's what you can do with it Lay it out in a casket and drop it in a grave And rest assured that you don¡®t have to worry I can face your ghost alone Turn off the telephone and close the curtains Casper's coming home