When the antagonist escaped
With a submarine
And has taken your girl with him
Never to be seen - again
When you have to save the world
But your tub is lame
You will need something more decent
To heat up your game
Torpedodolphins - Let them loose!
Clip the line, they will vamoose!
Torpedodolphins - Out to do
Vicious things once done by you
Drag your girl's more naive half
Into the Guru's tent
Then make her beat him up for money
And pay like a gent
For the lottery to win
By sneaking through the door
Carefully, unheard, unsighted
Of a closed-off store
With dextrous ninjaskills and
Having bribed the cat
By feeding it the prepared young
Of the Dolphin squad
You took possession of the gear
You need for them to hunt
Down your foe, wherever he goes
Regardless of his stunts!
Now all you need to break the ice
Some golden comedy
Catch the eye, then catch the Dolphin
State of the art, baby!
Equipped with loads of bangbang
Nothing can go wrong
If you kill some Dolphin's kid
And send 'em out, armed strong!