When the antagonist escaped With a submarine And has taken your girl with him Never to be seen - again When you have to save the world But your tub is lame You will need something more decent To heat up your game Torpedodolphins - Let them loose! Clip the line, they will vamoose! Torpedodolphins - Out to do Vicious things once done by you Drag your girl's more naive half Into the Guru's tent Then make her beat him up for money And pay like a gent For the lottery to win By sneaking through the door Carefully, unheard, unsighted Of a closed-off store With dextrous ninjaskills and Having bribed the cat By feeding it the prepared young Of the Dolphin squad You took possession of the gear You need for them to hunt Down your foe, wherever he goes Regardless of his stunts! Now all you need to break the ice Some golden comedy Catch the eye, then catch the Dolphin State of the art, baby! Equipped with loads of bangbang Nothing can go wrong If you kill some Dolphin's kid And send 'em out, armed strong!