You can keep that beef
Keep that flesh
Keep that meat
Keep that death
I don't care how many hours it's been since I've been fed
I don't care if it's organic or if it's grass fed
I had to give it up
It messes with my stomach
It messes with my gut
It messes with my gullet
It's bad for the entirety of my internal constitution
Plus it's said that the cow farts are terrible pollution
The health results can be severe
The correlations with cancer are obvious and clear
I know you're thinking "why are speaking no one even asked you?"
But that's nowhere near as bad as killing beings
When you don't have to
They pump em with hormones
It's horrible
You're poisoning your spirit
If it weren't for the seasoning you'd never go near it!
Well that's true
That's why we never have no beef
Well that's true
That's why we never have no beef
Well that's true
That's why we never have no beef
Well that's true
Look at our teeth
Look at our intestines
If you have any doubts
If you have any questions
We naturally have an herbivores anatomy
I'm just telling the truth, don't be mad at me
It's been said that everyone'd be vegan
If slaughterhouses were made of glass
But I'm afraid the reason for it is even more sordid
Slaughterhouses are made of cash
It's more expensive for kobe and angus
Allegedly they're less dangerous
Kids are better off taking candy from strangers
Adults will probably find their body going thru changes
People love to point to history
As if it's something they personally recollect
But luxury is different from necessity
And what's on your grill was killed without honor and respect
Well that's true
That's why we never have no beef
Well that's true
That's why we never have no beef
Well that's true
That's why we never have no beef
Well that's true
Some men feel like eating beef is manly
Doing things because you think they're manly
Isn't very manly
It's said that most adult intestines contain pounds of undigested beef
That is no joke
That is so gross
Don't argue with me about protein
It makes me think you can't read
This is not 12 B.C
There is B12 in seaweed
There is so much evidence
That beef is contributing to prevalence
Of the epidemic of chronic disease
Want to murder your dreams?
Have a burger and cheese