Living by fear's hard to swallow for me Being real weird's not a problem for me Whatever goes down I don't call the police You're just a big clown if you call them on me Each day I make tunes way too groovy to sell The news is all lies and the movies as well If you're still under hypnosis then you needs improvement This morning I had a ferocious bowel movement I learned the horrible deplorable Are all exquisite during my visit to the oracle I don't believe in alternate dimensions there are more of you In this one there are three or four of you No obscene cursing You should commit a b & e just to see in person I'm the dream merchant