When a cops gonna nick ya.
When yer dad's gonna hit ya.
When the bird you're with is rough.
When you can't drink enough.
Up yer bum, up yer bum
Up yer bum, up yer bum.
Up, up, up, up, up, up yer bum.
When you can't get the hard.
When you've lost yer dole card.
When yer bird's got clap.
When yer beers gone flat.
Up yer bum, up yer bum
Up yer bum, up yer bum.
Up, up, up, up, up, up yer bum.
When yer neighbour complain.
When yer bird's on again.
When you can't scrounge a fag.
When yer mum starts to nag.