(Phillips, lee)
I got my mat
I'm gonna take a dive
I might get wet
But I'll still be alive
It only cost 3 bones
To prove my masculinity
But when I'm riding I'm free
I'm on the waterslide
(Woh-oh)
I'm on the waterslide
(Let's go)
I'm on the waterslide
Watch me go
In the shoot
I'll do the loop to loop
But in the end
I'll wind up in the soup
Last one to finish
Has to pay for every ride
But if I'm last you'll let me slide
Chorus
Lead
Chorus
Go down backwards on the waterslide
Lane 5 on the waterslide
Lane 6 on the waterslide
I'm getting wet on the waterlide