I hope this isn't a burden, Thanks for having us over We could sleep on the couch, we could sleep on the floor We will leave before you even notice we were here Or even notice us at all Been having problems with our landlord, He said he's taking us both to court She got her hours slashed and my unemployments drying up fast We both got worthless diplomas from worthless universities Two bachelors in worthless studies but at least it made our parents happy And cost a whole lot of money. You said L.A. is only two days if we drive straight Denver if we get tired Said you didn't mind stopping just as long as we got out of the Midwest States The Midwestern States But I know somewhere in Chicago where we can stay for a little I hope this isn't a burden, Thanks for having us over. Most nights we always fall asleep with Something dumb on Netflix Some nights trash reality, kids cartoons, or shitty documentaries Not perfect but we're good together, Me you and our bad tattoos All our stick and pokes, all our inside jokes, We'll regret 'em when we're dead and sober But we're still breathing and the party ain't over.You said L.A. is only two days if we drive straight Denver if we get tired Said you didn't mind stopping just as long as we got out of the Midwest States Denver if we get tired Said you didn't mind stopping just as long as we got out of the Midwest States The Midwestern States